Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
