Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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