Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
send nudes
from the living room?
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