I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
40s are totally the cure
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I want to fling myself into the sun
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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