Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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