he wants to bone in the snuggie
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Randomize