they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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