I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
