Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
two words: eviction party
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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