I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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