That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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