mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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