: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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