Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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