It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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