Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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