I heard we made out
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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