Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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