I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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