So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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