But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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