The maid of honor just puked.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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