Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Michael Bay diarrhea
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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