pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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