am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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