Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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