I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
