I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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