they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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