oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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