she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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