Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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