she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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