I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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