TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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