He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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