This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
porn star boner night. come get it.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
