Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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