is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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She bit a glass in half.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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