I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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