I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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