If i come over, it means nothing
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
