He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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