oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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