ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
