My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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