Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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