just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
