they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
where are my eyebrows?
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