Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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