Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We left an ass print on the piano.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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