i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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