that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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