I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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