i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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