Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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