its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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