it's like her boobs came off with her bra
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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